Continuing Education
Here are some of the courses being offered by the New Westminster School Board in their most recent Continuing Education calendar:
Dangers Of Electromagnetic Fields In The Home ($25 3 hour session)
This workshop will give you a clear understanding of the far reaching effects that electromagnetic fields are having on human health. Learn what electromagnetic fields are, where they come from and what health symptoms and diseases they are causing. Learn how you can make your home safe to protect you and your family.
Empire of Atlantis ($24 2 hour session)
Topics covered: Refugees from the destruction of Lemuria. Life in Atlantis and the spiritual characteristics of the people. Classes of the Atlantean society, the scientific projects of the technician class. The world wide Atlantean empire. The destruction of Atlantis; how it was foretold; how it happened and what happened to the survivors. The second Atlantis. The impact of the destruction of Atlantis on our lives today.
Intuition, The Higher Self and Spirit Guides ($28 3 Hour session)
Connect and receive messages from your Higher Self and Spirit Guides in this experiential workshop. You will learn the deep impact intuition plays in your daily life and how to expand upon it, broadening the base of knowledge, divine wisdom, guidance and assistance that you have access to.
And some more that I won’t bother giving the description of:
- Past Life Regression
- Pendulum Dowsing
- Learn about your Colour, Chakra & Aura
- Emotion Freedom Technique
- Therapeutic Touch
- Angels and Guides
My course-load is now full!
If that’s the same emotional freedom technique I’m thinking of (and how many can there be?) the Chi-Woman put on a movie about it over our lunch hour in class one day. true story.
Here’s an excerpt from the course description: EFT or Tapping is and exciting new self-healing technique that is based on the principes of acupuncture. By using your fingertips to tap on specific acupuncture points you can gain relief from dozens of physical and emotional issues.
I also found another good one that I didn’t post before:
Your DNA Message Center - Spiritual aspects of our physical DNA. Topics covered: Two physical strands and ten magnetic strands; The magnetic DNA interacts with magnetism from the sun, hence astrology. (That’s what it says! “hence astrology”) Past and preset life plans in the magnetic strands; Magnetic DNA functions as a receiver for messages from other dimensions. (Yes, other dimensions are apparently magnetic and so is your DNA. Must have missed that class when I took physics.)
Y’know, people who don’t know you might think you were serious about these whackjob courses…
Poe’s Law seems to work just as well for BS new age stuff as it does for religious fundamentalism.
Poe’s Law — Without a blatant display of humor, it is impossible to tell the difference between religious Fundamentalism and a parody thereof.