Archive for the 'TV' Category

20
May

Steven Moffat Takes Over Doctor Who

It’s true:  Moffat is taking over Doctor Who!

What amazingly good news to wake up to!  Steven Moffat is hands-down responsible for writing the best episodes for each of the three new Doctor Who series (his episodes in the fourth have yet to air, but I’m very confident).

If you’ve been watching, he wrote: “The Empty Child/The Doctor Dances” (which won the Hugo Award) in the first series, “The Girl in the Fireplace” (another Hugo Award winner) for the second, and “Blink” which was nominated for a Hugo as well as a Nebula nomination, the BAFTA Craft Award for Best Writer, and a BAFTA Cymru Award for Best Screenwriter!

He also wrote the short for the 2007 “Children In Need” special where the 10th Doctor meets the 6th Doctor. You can watch it here and it’s great:

Moffat also created the series “Jekyll” which was fantastic (and I’ve heard is coming back for a second series).

In short, he’s the perfect person to take over Doctor Who, and I’m ecstatic!

28
Dec

Star Trek Doomsday Machine Gravitational Pull

Mel’s off work this week and we’re back from my family’s on the coast for the holidays and just lounging around.  Mel’s watching TV and the old Star Trek episode “The Doomsday Machine” is on, featuring this planet-killer:

Doomsday Machine

They mention it’s made of Neutronium and Mel complains that it would have too great a gravitational field for anything to be around it.  I replied that, well duh, it destroys planets so that probably helps.  She counters that the Enterprise gets far too close and I counter-argue that the Enterprise has no problem flying around Earth.  She claims that much Neutronium would be far too massive for even the Enterprise to withstand.

Here comes the math!

Neutronium is the unspecified super-dense material that composes neutron stars, which Wikipedia says 5 mililitres weighs over 500 million metric tons (5×1012 kg).  That works out to 1 cubic metre (1000 litres) weighing 1×1018 kg.  Now I just have to find the volume of the Doomsday Machine!

The show mentions it being “several miles long”, but no solid details.  The excellent Starship Dimensions site has it on its 10 meters-per-pixel page at a length of 271 pixels (2.7 km).  Here is with the same scale Constitution Class ship:
Planet Killer 10m per pixel  Constitution Class 10m per pixel

Looks right!

Ok, according to that, the “mouth” has a radius of roughly 250m, so the overall volume is:  1/3 * 2700 * (pi * 2502) = 176,714,587 m3.  Of course, the Doomsday Machine is hollow so we’ll have to subtract the volume of the inner area from that total to find the true volume of the “hull”.  The radius of the inside of the mouth seems to be about 200m and it looks like the length of the hollow area would be around 2km, so we get:  1/3 * 2000 * (pi * 2002) = 83,775,804 m3.

Here’s where I fudge a bit to make things easier.  Subtracting gets us pretty close to 100,000,000 cubic metres so I’m going to round it to that.  The Doomsday Machine’s shape is pretty irregular so we’re just estimating anyway.

This means that the Doomsday Machine weighs approximately 1 x 1026kg.  So how much is that?  Well, the Earth weighs nearly 6×1024kg, so this weighs about 17x as much, which is the mass of Neptune!

Now we reach my physics knowledge limit. Neptune weighs the same, but because gravitation follows an inverse square law and though Neptune is much more massive than Earth its surface gravity is only 1.1g.  What this suggests to me is that because the Doomsday Machine is far smaller you are able to get much closer to all that mass, so its gravitational pull is going to be enormous — much more than a simplified “oh it weighs 17 times as much so it has a pull of 17g”.  It may very well be that Mel is correct but I’m going to need someone with more physics and calculus knowledge to finish this up for me.

Update:  Ok, I think I’ve figured this out.  Neptune’s surface gravity is 1.14g.  That’s at a distance of 24,764 km from its centre of gravity.  So let’s say the Enterprise is sitting out at distance of 10km from the Doomsday Machine, that’s 1/2476th of the distance from Neptune’s centre, so the gravitiational pull would be 24762 times as high.  That’s the equivalent of nearly seven million Earth gravities.  Standing on the “surface” of the Doomsday Machine would be much much higher — say the distance from the centre would be 1.35 km, you get 1/18343 of Neptune’s radius, so 183432 times as much gravity, which is 336,491,465 Neptunian gravities which is 383,600,270 standard gravities!  Of course the Doomsday Machine isn’t a sphere so these numbers are all approximate, but the general order of magnitude is about right — the Enterprise has to resist several million standard gravities to even stay at a distance of 10km from the Doomsday Machine.

All of this assumes that the Doomsday Machine’s hull is solid neutronium and not just a thin shell!  If the hull is only about a metre thick the total volume is only about 1.5 million m3, which weighs 1.5×1024 kg which is still 1/4 of Earth’s mass!

19
Nov

Doctor Who — Children In Need 2007

It’s only 8 minutes, but it’s some of the finest Doctor Who ever.  And of course it is, it’s written by Steven Moffat!

13
Jun

Venture Bros.

I love The Venture Bros., but not being a writer I’m afraid I couldn’t satisfactorily express why in words.  So how about I show you this instead?


Now do you understand?

10
Jun

Blink

Doctor Who - Blink
Just got finished watching the latest Doctor Who episode, “Blink”, and as soon as I saw “by Steven Moffat” I knew it would be good.  His previous Doctor Who Episodes are all excellent – ”The Empty Child / The Doctor Dances” and “The Girl In The Fireplace” — and oh boy this one did not dissappoint!

It was a very non-standard Doctor episode — it actually had very little Doctor to it, and the menace was subtle and utterly creepy.  It also feels like it would be a great episode for anyone who had never really seen Doctor Who before.  It really stands on its own as an great time-traveller and monsters story, Doctor or no.

Definitely the best episode this season!

27
Feb

So Say We All

Hey, who’s that Viper pilot sitting next to Starbuck?
Ken Fraser sitting by Starbuck

If only they’d zoom in on him and give him some face time!

Ken Fraser gets face time!

Hey there Ken Fraser!  Congrats on the extra role!  For those that don’t know him (he used to be “Kenny B” to us, but changed his name) he’s an old friend of mine from Chilliwack.  He’s been doing a lot of extra work and he told me he got to get in the Viper pilot outfit a few times and how cool it was.

09
Dec

Whuts on da tee-vee?

I don’t watch TV as much as I used to, and that’s a good thing.  I was a real junkie for a long, long time.  I remember back in my high school days watching crap and when people asked why I’d answer “there’s nothing else on”.

Thanks to the Internet and gaming and computers those days are long gone.  Now for fun I can browse through Wikipedia, save Paragon City from attacking aliens, or…. download TV from the Internet in hi-def.

Yeah, weird how that works out.

What it means is that I’m watching quality rather than quantity.  The typical TV show really annoyws me these days, but there are shows out there of incredibly quality that I love watching, and I’m incredibly thankful that I get entire seasons rather than movie-length portions every few years.  Here’s an incomplete list of what I watch, for those that might want to download and watch greatness:

  • Battlestar Galactica - the best drama on TV these days, period.  They’re into their third season as of this post and it’s going great.  It has action, adventure, incredible drama and tension and smart writing that never takes the cheap way out.  When I first heard of this “re-imagining” and saw that they were replacing several of the characters with what I called “hot chicks”, I thought it would simply be “cheesecake in space” trying to cash in on the “Seven of Nine” popularity.  How wrong I was.  Watch this show.  The first two seasons are available on DVD and are a proud part of my collection, despite the fact that I also have every episode downloaded.
  • Deadwood - The third season just finished but we’ve been catching up as latecomers to this excellent HBO series.  It’s hands-down the best western ever, and pulls no punches.  And imagine my surprise when I found out that a lot of what happens in the show is historically accurate!  I’m not even much of a western fan, but I’m voraciously watching every episode.
  • Heroes - A show about a group of seemingly random peopel who have suddenly gained super powers.  It has started slow, but unlike other shows (*cough* Lost *cough*) things are actually happening and the story is moving forward and we’re learning more and more about what’s going on.  The quasi-mystical explanation of how evolution works is a little grating, but it’s fiction and you have to let that stuff slide.
  • House - I’ve been a Hugh Laurie fan since seeing him in Blackadder The Third, but his role as a curmudgeonly diagnostic specialist here is astounding.  I don’t really get into many “procedural” type shows, but this one is an every-week viewing for both myself and Mel.
  • Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip - The freshman in this list, this series only started this year.  I started checking it out simply because it was highly rated on Metacritic and a few goons had talked nicely about it.  It’s a comedy set in a Saturday Night Live comedy show from the maker of Sports Night and The West Wing, and it’s smart, funny, quick on its feet, and totally worth watching.  The performances are excellent, especially Bradley Whitford and Amanda Peet.  Oh, and the pokes it makes at organized religion don’t hurt.
  • Dexter - A Showtime original series that we’ve only recently started watching and it’s fascinating.  It’s another freshman series, only about 10 shows into its first season as of this post.  In order to tell you about it I’ll have to give you some mild spoilers.  If you’re going to check it out just because I say it’s great, do so and skip over the rest.  Ok, ready?  The main character is a serial killer.  He can’t help it, he lusts for the kill.  But his adopted father was a cop and recognized his son’s desire for murder, and channeled it towards only killing those who were truly guilty and deserved it.  Now he’s older and is a forensic specialist for the Miami police.  It’s creepy as hell and dazzlingly well done.
  • The Daily Show and The Colbert Report - I cannot fathom how these guys make the intelligent funny every weekday.  Their schedule must be gruelling and their writers must be maniacs.  That or they’ve hired dozens and dozens and work them like dogs.  Or maybe both.  The amount of entertainment you get in a year from these two shows combined is staggering.  And to top it off you get some excellent insights into how messed up politics are.
  • My Name Is Earl - I really thought this would be a flash-in-the-pan, but it’s still going strong in its second season.  It’s a comedy a bit on the dumb side but has some excellent insights into the nature of being good to each other.
  • Scrubs - Currently on hiatus, and we miss it like crazy.  The best sitcom on TV today, hands down.

So yeah.  I don’t watch TV like I used to, but boy there’s still a lot that I watch.  Today’s technology allows me to cut to the heart of what I want.  The Internet is my TIVO, and my fellow Internet users and sites like Metacritic can recommend me shows that I might like.

20
Oct

Richard Dawkins on The Colbert Report

When I first heard he was going to be on The Colbert Report, I was a bit worried.  Most of what I’ve seen of Richard Dawkins (like The Root of All Evil? and The War on Science) has shown him to be a bit… crotchety when discussing religion.  I was worried that he’d come across on what’s really a comedy show as confrontational and unfunny.  He hasn’t been called “Darwin’s Rotweiller” for nothing!

I was quite happy that he did really well.  He was pleasant and laughed at Colbert’s jokes and also managed to get in some excellent points that I’m glad America has now heard.

Did you know that 44% of Americans believe that Jesus will return within 50 years?

22
Jun

Good News Everyone!

Futurama is coming back to TV!

10
May

Doctor Who - The Girl In the Fireplace

This week’s episode of Doctor Who was brilliant!  After two monster-of-the-week episodes (which certainly weren’t bad, they just weren’t great) it was a truly pleasant surprise, especially because I fully pre-judged it to be more of the same but with the announced “clockwork robots” as enemies.  How wrong I was.

doctorwho_s02e04.jpg

This is more of why I love Doctor Who.  You can tell any story.  Not just any time, any where, but any “times” and any “wheres” in the same story!  “The Girl In the Fireplace” might just be my favorite Doctor Who episode of these two new seasons.