Author Archive for Puck

01
Jul

Happy 150 Years of Natural Selection

Yes, it’s Canada Day, and I do love the country I’m in, especially when I compare it to what’s going on with my neighbours to the south.  Hey, have you guys got habeus corpus back yet?  I hear rights are good…

But it’s also the 150th anniversary of Charles Darwin and Alfred Russel Wallace first presenting the idea of natural selection to the public!  The Beagle Project blog has an interesting writeup on the event.  Update:  Wired News has a good article too.

One hundred and fifty years, and scientists ever since have been doing what scientists do with theories — try to prove them wrong — and they haven’t.  Every experiment has added more and more support to evolution and natural selection, and refined its ideas and exposed its mechanisms until it has become a shining example of how science discovers and verifies the truth.

One hundred and fifty years of this, and we still have clowns who claim it’s false because it goes against the literal reading of the fairy stories they’ve based their lives on…

01
Jul

Wall-E & Wanted

Wanting to avoid the opening-weekend crowds I took off Friday afternoon and watched Wall-E at Metrotown, and afterwards Mel got off early and we both saw Wanted.

Going to see Pixar’s latest movie is pretty much a no-brainer.  Even the not-great like “Cars” are worth seeing, and the trailers for Wall-E were simple and intriguing.  I was prepared for a charming tale about a robot alone on an overly polluted earth with his cockroach friends.

What I wasn’t prepared for was an amazing science-fiction story.  I had no idea where the movie was heading thanks to avoiding of many of the trailers, and I’m so happy for that.  The pacing of the movie is so perfect that I wonder if that can only be done with a CGi movie.  The first part is what you’ve seen in most of the trailers — Wall-E and his cockroach friend alone on a deserted Earth, and that lasts just as long as required to show you how lonely and clever and nice Wall-E is.

Then the movie shakes this up a bit, and then again, and again.  I don’t want to spoil anything for those of you who haven’t seen it yet, so get out there!  Wall-E is easily the best movie of the year and is a must-see for everyone.  5/5!

“Wanted” is based on a six-issue comic series — one that I’m a big fan of.  The comic is incredibly dark, violent and unapologetic about a world where supervillains have already banded together to kill off every single superhero and then rule the world.  They can do whatever they want, and it’s into this setting that loser Wesley Gibson is thrust when he’s told that he’s the bastard son of the now dead “The Killer” and must assume his place.

When I had heard Hollywood had changed “supervillains ruling the world” to “a secret society of assassins who kill to maintain order” I think I threw up in my mouth a little, and then I got angry.. and then I realized that’s what Hollywood does and accepted it and decided I wouldn’t go see it.

But then the reviews started trickling in.  When I first checked it was at 90% (with only about 10 reviews, granted) on RottenTomatoes and the negative review just didn’t like how violent and nasty it was.  Wait a minute, that’s what I was worried they’d take out!

More reviews and more good ones, though it’s now down to 72% on RottenTomatoes that’s still a respectable score, especially for an action movie.  Again, most of the negatives didn’t like the ultraviolence, so we decided to see it.  I went in both hopeful and worried.

They kept a lot of the good scenes in the comic, expanded or trimmed to fit the movie.  They changed a lot too, such as the world setup I previously mentioned, but I can understand why.  A supervillain-run world would involve way too much exposition and backstory for one movie, and the changes they made work very well.

The action is phenomenal, the characters are interesting, and there’s some nasty, brutal humour in there too.  There’s also balls-to-the-wall ass-kicking vengeance.  The movie spares no time explaining why Wesley and the other members of “The Fraternity” can do the things they do — shoot around corners, shoot bullets out of the air, crash through plate glass without a scratch — they just get on with doing it and it’s incredible fun.

It’s Rated R so it’s not for everyone, but if you like action and don’t mind seeing bullets shoot out through foreheads you’ll really enjoy this movie.  4/5.

What’s really surprising is that these two incredibly different movies share a main moral.  Yes, Wanted has a moral, and it’s driven home in the very last line of the movie, and it’s one of the same messages in Wall-E.  I won’t spoil it — see both movies and you’ll see what I mean.

29
Jun

We live in interesting times

Sure, we live in the Internet age, where we can look up actors to see where we’ve seen them before on IMDB, but we can look up almost anything on Wikipedia, or just do a full search with Google and get back hundreds of thousands of results.

We can talk to people around the world instantly either with text chat, through our Facebook pages, or with free VOIP like Skype.  I can do any of this from anywhere in or near my house thanks to a cheap wireless router and a laptop computer.  With an iPhone I could do it (for more of a cost) from anywhere.

Living in this age, we tend to forget just how amazing all that is.

But on top of all that, in three months we may have a 100% cure for cancer.

You guys can go back and live in the medieval ages when you lived to 35 if you were lucky, were covered in shit and ate stale brown bread every day.

I’m going to live in the future, thanks, because it’s here now.

28
Jun

I Love The Whole World

Boom-de-yada!

13
Jun

Religulous

Bill Mahr is hit and miss for me.  Sometimes he really does seem like the left’s version of Bill O’Reilly (except, granted, funnier) like when he tells people on his show to “shut up”.

Other times he’s bang on (and still funny) like here.  The movie looks like great fun, though I’m not sure anyone who needs to see it will bother.  Maybe this trailer will be enough?  Probably not.

13
Jun

Canadian DMCA is worse than the American one

From BoingBoing.net:

Canadian Industry Minister Jim Prentice introduced his answer to the American Digital Millennium Copyright Act today as planned, and it’s even worse than the US DMCA. The Canadian DMCA allows every single exception to copyright to be eliminated by adding DRM: whatever the law allows you to do, a corporation can take away, just by using DRM to prevent you from doing it. Breaking DRM is illegal, unless you fit into a tiny, narrow, useless exception for security research.

Yes, that’s right — the new copyright law being introduced does have provisions for making backups of your media, and fair use UNLESS the creator of that media puts a digital lock (DRM) on it.  Which they all will.  Which makes the exceptions worthless.

Canadians, write your MP!

More information from BoingBoing:

This is even worse than the approach the US DMCA took ten years ago, and look where that’s got them. Tens of thousands of Americans have been sued, key innovative technology companies have been destroyed, computer scientists have been jailed, and what did it get them? Certainly not an end to infringement — file-sharing is up in every country in the world. And for all the money the record industry has harvested from tech startups and music fans, not one dime has been paid to an artist.

As I’ve said before on this blog, industry-led actions like this are the thrashing about of dying dinosaurs.  The Internet and digital commerce means an end to the companies that have taken control away from creators, and they know it and they’re trying everything they can to maintain their bottom line — including lobbying for disgusting new laws like this.

29
May

Canadian Government Wants Border Guards to Check your iPod for Piracy

No, it’s not a joke: Copyright deal could toughen rules governing info on iPods, computers.

It’s bad enough that they’re planning on joining the USA in their overblown, pro-corporation, anti-personal-freedom DMCA style copyright laws, but in addition:

The deal would create a international regulator that could turn border guards and other public security personnel into copyright police. The security officials would be charged with checking laptops, iPods and even cellular phones for content that “infringes” on copyright laws, such as ripped CDs and movies.

The guards would also be responsible for determining what is infringing content and what is not.

Cross the border and in addition to searching your car for purchases you haven’t claimed, but the border guard can snoop through your iPod and laptop computer looking for unlicensed media!  Don’t bother thinking you have any privacy, because that border guard is going to have to inspect those racy digital photos you and your wife took while on vacation to make sure that they’re not really owned by Disney.

There is absolutely no way we can let this go through.  The DMCA in the US is an utter travesty, and this is worse!

Here’s something I’ve realized about copyright law recently: It’s pro-monopoly.  Monopolies break the proper working of capitalism, which is why there are laws against them.  Material that can be copyrighted — a movie like Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, for example — is a mini-monopoly.  Sure, there are other movies out there that can compete, but there is only one company that controls the sales and viewing of that Indiana Jones movie.  The way the law used to work, copyright lapsed after 28 years.  This changed, however, when Mickey Mouse approached 28 and Disney lobbied the government to extend it.  When that extension was almost up, they lobbied again, and again.

It appears that copyright will never, ever lapse because the US government is rolling over the corporations like Disney and allowing them to maintain their mini-monopolies forever.

On top of that, they’re creating laws to make more government employess enforce that monpolistic power!

Don’t let them.  Write your MP.

Humourous update:  Tom the Dancing Bug seems to agree about the Disney copyright problem.

Tom the Dancing Bug

26
May

Quotable Meme

From Jim’s Blog

Go here and keep hitting random quotes until you get five that resonate with you, then post them in your journal.

Next in importance to freedom and justice is popular education, without which neither freedom nor justice can be permanently maintained.
James A. Garfield (1831 - 1881), July 12, 1880

Don’t tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and let them surprise you with their results.
George Patton

Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it.
Mahatma Gandhi (1869 - 1948)

To obtain a man’s opinion of you, make him mad.
Oliver Wendell Holmes (1809 - 1894)

It’s good to know there are people in the world much sicker then I am.
Tim Curry, On Behind the Scenes of Rocky Horror Picture Show (on VH1)

 

20
May

Steven Moffat Takes Over Doctor Who

It’s true:  Moffat is taking over Doctor Who!

What amazingly good news to wake up to!  Steven Moffat is hands-down responsible for writing the best episodes for each of the three new Doctor Who series (his episodes in the fourth have yet to air, but I’m very confident).

If you’ve been watching, he wrote: “The Empty Child/The Doctor Dances” (which won the Hugo Award) in the first series, “The Girl in the Fireplace” (another Hugo Award winner) for the second, and “Blink” which was nominated for a Hugo as well as a Nebula nomination, the BAFTA Craft Award for Best Writer, and a BAFTA Cymru Award for Best Screenwriter!

He also wrote the short for the 2007 “Children In Need” special where the 10th Doctor meets the 6th Doctor. You can watch it here and it’s great:

Moffat also created the series “Jekyll” which was fantastic (and I’ve heard is coming back for a second series).

In short, he’s the perfect person to take over Doctor Who, and I’m ecstatic!

15
May

Hey America

Hey America, I don’t want to come visit, ever. Not only would you be able to declare me an enemy combatant and deny my right for representation to protest that declaration and my imprisonment somewhere (habeus corpus is for LOSERS, apparently) but now you’ve got ridiculous mini-tyrants telling people they can’t take photos in subway stations because of “the law” and “terrorism”… or take photos of weigh-stations. And if you take photos of the Port of Los Angeles, FBI Agents will come to your home to investigate you!

What the FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR COUNTRY?

Why aren’t you Americans up in arms about this?

And more importantly, why has The Daily Show not made fun of this ridiculousness?