Archive for February, 2009

24
Feb

Biblical Morality

Haven’t done one of these in ages. I guess that’s why I failed so badly, right?

Your morality is 8% in line with that of the bible. 

 

Damn you heathen! Your book learnin’ has done warped your mind. You shall not be invited next time I sacrifice a goat.

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13
Feb

Left 4 Dead 50% off this weekend

Sorry to ‘advertise’ here, but I have something to gain.  No, not money, but more friends to play Left 4 Dead with!  It’s half price on Steam right now.  That’s only $25 for the best coop zombie shooter game ever.

Seriously this game is a total blast, especially when played by four friends.  Here’s the intro movie.

And here’s some gameplay.

12
Feb

Set Phasers on Yum

Star Trek CorsetNormally it’s my wife Mel posting about things on Etsy, but I’m sorry this is too awesome.  A Star Trek inspired corset.  In these economic times I can’t afford $200 for it, but boy I’d like to see Mel in that outfit.  Until then I’ll just be happy looking at the photos on the listing…

And, to fill space so that image doesn’t just force itself down into my next entry, how about that upcoming Star Trek movie?  I’m really up in the air about it.  I think the casting of Zachary Quinto was brilliant, but I’m just not sure about the rest I’ve seen.  It doesn’t feel like a true ‘reboot’ but more like a restart with the same formula as the older (failed) movies.

But maybe I’m wrong.  Maybe it’ll be awesome.

But I thought that about Enterprise and it had a lot more potential!  Imagine if they’d done that show right — the forging of the Federation, the “introduction” of alien races who in the ‘current’ timeline were old news.  The first steps into interstellar diplomacy.  And, of course, the reasons why Humans seem to lead the Federation and the Vulcans are merely advisors.  Yes, they did have hints of that, but too often they got sucked into Yet Another Time Travel Episode or worse, introducing enemies that they should never have encountered already.  Ferengi?  Borg?  That early?!  LAZY LAZY LAZY!

I’ve heard the final season of Enterprise was pretty good, but by then I’d given up on it.  I gave it a shot after that entire season spent in Anomalyland.  ”Subspace anomaly” is lazy writer for “I dunno, it just happens” and that entire season of lazy, terrible hack writing drove me away.

But here’s hoping the “reboot” of Star Trek is worth watching.  I await further evidence!

If it’s got this corset model, it’ll be a good start…

09
Feb

Dungeons & Dragons Report #1

After lazily planning to run a Dungeons & Dragons 4th Edition campaign for nearly a year, we finally had our first session yesterday. I’m running our party through the first of the 4E modules, “The Keep on the Shadowfell”. I’m normally a pretty lazy Game Master, playing most of an adventure on the fly, but I really wanted to be prepared for this one and did a lot of reading and researching and memorization in advance. I think it paid off.

This was our first actual experience with the 4E rules, and they were very well received. I used the free (for levels 1-3) D&D Character Builder to create the character sheets for all our players, so we knew the numbers and abilities were all properly set up. In addition, the Character Builder prints out “ability cards” so keeping track of what a player can do each round is quite simple. “At-Will” abilities — usable once per round any number of times a day — are green-bordered, “Encounter” abilities — usable only once per encounter — are red and “Daily” abilities are grey.

Here’s our stalwart band of adventurers. It’s a good sized group as I invited a lot of people and they all accepted!

  • Gallindann (Pat Thornley) – Eladrin Warlord (Good). Eladrin are basically “High Elves” and the Warlord is a new character class whose abilities involve buffing and aiding teammates. They’re sort of a “Bard” type character but without the silly singing-during-battle thing.
  • Grabthar (Steve Zillwood) – Dragonborn Paladin of Kord (Unaligned). Dragonborn are draconic looking humanoids, large and powerfully built. Grabthar is an “Avenging Paladin”, concentrating mostly doing damage rather than protecting and healing, though he can do those too. He wears plate armor but wields a two-handed greataxe.
  • Kava (Jessica Tarzwell) – Dragonborn Paladin of Torog (Evil). Yes, an Evil paladin! Torog is the god of the Underdark, imprisonment and pain, so Kava isn’t a very nice person, but that doesn’t mean she can’t work with the party for their own mutual benefits. Jayne from Firefly would probably be an “Evil” character, and rather than detract from their group he adds tremendously and the interaction between him and those who aren’t so morally flexible is great fun.
  • Lindal (David Schneider) – Halfling Rogue (Unaligned). A pretty straightforward character who sneaks around, stabs people in the back, and steals things yet isn’t all-bad.
  • Melasra (Melany Fulgham) – Half-Elf Warlock (Good). Another new character class in 4E, Warlocks are casters who have gained power by making a pact with another entity or ideal. Melasra is a “Fey Pact” Warlock, meaning her powers come from the Feywild — a magical nature-based plane. Warlocks have some really fun, interesting abilities including an At-Will power that makes her invisible to the target if she hits, and the ability to teleport 15 feet as a reaction any time anyone she has “cursed” dies.
  • Radivis (Jim Allison) – Eladrin Wizard (Unaligned). A hard-hitting battlemage, Radivis sits back and hurls powerful magics at his enemies.

Spoilers for the adventure begin!

Continue reading ‘Dungeons & Dragons Report #1′

04
Feb

The Keene Act And You

Some really nice viral marketing from the upcoming Watchmen movie.

04
Feb

It’s Fucking Distracting

I normally don’t pay much attention to the temper tantrums, or even non-assholeish goings on of celebrities. Recently, however, Christian Bale went crazy at the DP1

Wow, intense actors are assholes, what a shock.  And granted, the DP was apparently fucking up, but that was totally uncalled for.

Anyway…

Here’s the greatness that came out of this.  This is so excellent.  I’m not actually a big lover of techno dance music, but I would dance to this, and enjoy myself during it.

You can download the MP3 of BaleOut here

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01
Feb

More Tim Minchin Greatness

I really wish I was this good at expressing such things.  I now have a desire to memorize his lyrics — even the 9 minute beat poem “Storm” (previously posted).

Lyrics!

If anyone can show me one example in the history of the world of a single
Psychic who has been able to prove under reasonable experimental conditions that they are able to read minds…

And if anyone can show me one example in the history of the world of a single
Astrologer who has been able to prove under reasonable experimental conditions that they can predict events by interpreting celestial signs…

And if anyone can show me one example in the history of the world of a single
Homeopathic Practitioner who has been able to prove under reasonable experimental conditions that solutions made of infinitely tiny particles of good stuff dissolved repeatedly into relatively huge quantities of water has a consistently higher medicinal value than a similarly administered placebo…

And if anyone can show me just one example in the history of the world of a single
Spiritual or religious person who has been able to prove either logically or empirically the existence of a higher power that has any consciousness or interest in the human race or ability to punish or reward humans for there moral choices or that there is any reason – other than fear – to believe in any version of an afterlife…

I’ll give you my piano,

one of my legs,

and my wife

01
Feb

Storm

This nearly brought tears to my eyes.  It’s rare that I hear poetry that actually expresses things that have happened in my life, but holy cow (.com) have I been in this situation.

As with all good poetry, the poet (Tim Minchin) says it far better than I ever could, and rhymes at the same time.




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