Hey America, I don’t want to come visit, ever. Not only would you be able to declare me an enemy combatant and deny my right for representation to protest that declaration and my imprisonment somewhere (habeus corpus is for LOSERS, apparently) but now you’ve got ridiculous mini-tyrants telling people they can’t take photos in subway stations because of “the law” and “terrorism”… or take photos of weigh-stations. And if you take photos of the Port of Los Angeles, FBI Agents will come to your home to investigate you!
What the FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR COUNTRY?
Why aren’t you Americans up in arms about this?
And more importantly, why has The Daily Show not made fun of this ridiculousness?
I’m actually waiting for Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert to die in “car accidents” or “robberies gone wrong”, at this point.
I would totally be up in arms about this, except I’d be branded a terrorist.
Honestly, each of those stories sound less like “big brother” and more like “overly paranoid rent-a-cops.”