Archive for March, 2008

29
Mar

I’m about to upgrade to Wordpress 2.5.

So if things go all weird, you’ll know why.

Update:  That went smoothly and wow the backend looks gorgeous.  I’m very intersted in checking out the new features.

Wordpress team: YOU ROCK!

21
Mar

Shrinkage - A New Poker Game

I’m mostly a Texas Hold’Em player.  I’ve been introduced to other games, specifically the ones that make up “HORSE”, but right now I’m concentrating on getting better at Hold’Em over spreading out my poker skills.

But on a whim I made up a Hold’Em variant that I call either “Shrinkage” or “Burnaby Fold’Em”, and the few people I’ve introduced it to have enjoyed it so I’m posting it now to “stake my claim”, and spread the word.

Here’s how it’s played.

The maximum players you can have is 8, but it plays best with 4-5 because of the high card usage.

Blinds and bet limits are handled just like Hold’Em.  You can play Limit, Pot-Limit or No-Limit Shrinkage.  Like Hold’Em there is a small and big blind.

Each player is dealt five cards.  They must immediately “shrink” their hand by choosing and discarding one card from their hand.  The order doesn’t really matter as they are discarded face down, but if anyone cares, do it in betting order.

There is then a round of betting, just like Hold’Em.

The dealer “burns” (discards) the top card of the deck and a three-card “flop” is dealt on the table face-up.  Just like Hold’Em, these are community cards that everyone can use to build their hand.  After the flop, players again “shrink” their hands, and they are now down to three cards each.  Again, a round of betting ensues.

The dealer “burns” the top card and a fourth “Turn” card is dealt face-up.  Players again “shrink” their hands and they are now down to two cards they would have in Hold’Em.  From here on out the game is identical to Hold’Em.  A round of betting, followed by a fifth “River” card is dealt face up.  There is no “shrinking” on the river card, though there is betting after it is revealed.  Hands are built by each player using 0, 1, 2 of their own cards and the remaining cards from the cards that are face-up.

Why “Shrinkage”?

Also, the “Shrink & Drink” drinking-game variant:  At any time people are required to “shrink”, the dealer shouts “SHRINK!” and everyone quickly chooses and discards one card face-up in the centre of the table.  The person who gets their card down last must take a drink!  We haven’t tried it yet, but I’m guessing that eventually you just get slower and slower (unless you’re WKRP’s Dr. Johnny Fever) and your play gets worse and worse, so shrink those cards quickly!

21
Mar

PZ Myers expelled from “Expelled”

PZ Meyers, the man behind one of a few of my daily must-read blogs, Pharyngula was refused entry into a screening of the upcoming creationists propaganda film “Expelled“.  I’ve already talked about what a pile of crap that movie obviously is, and how it brought down my opinion of Ben Stein (who I used to think was smart and funny, but now think is half-smart and crazy).

But this is just too delicious.  Myers, who was actually fooled into being interviewed in the movie, was in line to see a screening and was told by a police officer that he wasn’t allowed in and then that he had to leave immediately!

The reason the irony is delicious instead of just typical of creationists?

They singled me out and evicted me, but they didn’t notice my guest. They let him go in escorted by my wife and daughter. I guess they didn’t recognize him. My guest was …

Richard Dawkins.

He’s in the theater right now, watching their movie.

Tell me, are you laughing as hard as I am?

Yes, I am!  Not only are the producers looking absolutely terrible for not letting him in, but they let in RICHARD FUCKING DAWKINS instead!

You can read his full account at his Pharyngula entry!