Archive for December, 2007

30
Dec

RIAA Goes Batshit Insane or Unabashedly Evil, You Decide

Now they’re claiming copying your legitimately bought CDs to MP3 format for your own personal use on your computer is illegal.

Now, in an unusual case in which an Arizona recipient of an RIAA letter has fought back in court rather than write a check to avoid hefty legal fees, the industry is taking its argument against music sharing one step further: In legal documents in its federal case against Jeffrey Howell, a Scottsdale, Ariz., man who kept a collection of about 2,000 music recordings on his personal computer, the industry maintains that it is illegal for someone who has legally purchased a CD to transfer that music into his computer.

Yes, that’s right.  Not content to sue grandmothers and children who happen to run Kazaa, the RIAA is now suing a guy for ripping his legal CDs to his computer.

Fuck the RIAA.  It’s time to just stop buying music altogether and let them die out as fast as possible so we can get some fair copyright going on.  Check your planned music purchases on RIAA Radar and don’t buy if they’re published by an RIAA member.

28
Dec

Star Trek Doomsday Machine Gravitational Pull

Mel’s off work this week and we’re back from my family’s on the coast for the holidays and just lounging around.  Mel’s watching TV and the old Star Trek episode “The Doomsday Machine” is on, featuring this planet-killer:

Doomsday Machine

They mention it’s made of Neutronium and Mel complains that it would have too great a gravitational field for anything to be around it.  I replied that, well duh, it destroys planets so that probably helps.  She counters that the Enterprise gets far too close and I counter-argue that the Enterprise has no problem flying around Earth.  She claims that much Neutronium would be far too massive for even the Enterprise to withstand.

Here comes the math!

Neutronium is the unspecified super-dense material that composes neutron stars, which Wikipedia says 5 mililitres weighs over 500 million metric tons (5×1012 kg).  That works out to 1 cubic metre (1000 litres) weighing 1×1018 kg.  Now I just have to find the volume of the Doomsday Machine!

The show mentions it being “several miles long”, but no solid details.  The excellent Starship Dimensions site has it on its 10 meters-per-pixel page at a length of 271 pixels (2.7 km).  Here is with the same scale Constitution Class ship:
Planet Killer 10m per pixel  Constitution Class 10m per pixel

Looks right!

Ok, according to that, the “mouth” has a radius of roughly 250m, so the overall volume is:  1/3 * 2700 * (pi * 2502) = 176,714,587 m3.  Of course, the Doomsday Machine is hollow so we’ll have to subtract the volume of the inner area from that total to find the true volume of the “hull”.  The radius of the inside of the mouth seems to be about 200m and it looks like the length of the hollow area would be around 2km, so we get:  1/3 * 2000 * (pi * 2002) = 83,775,804 m3.

Here’s where I fudge a bit to make things easier.  Subtracting gets us pretty close to 100,000,000 cubic metres so I’m going to round it to that.  The Doomsday Machine’s shape is pretty irregular so we’re just estimating anyway.

This means that the Doomsday Machine weighs approximately 1 x 1026kg.  So how much is that?  Well, the Earth weighs nearly 6×1024kg, so this weighs about 17x as much, which is the mass of Neptune!

Now we reach my physics knowledge limit. Neptune weighs the same, but because gravitation follows an inverse square law and though Neptune is much more massive than Earth its surface gravity is only 1.1g.  What this suggests to me is that because the Doomsday Machine is far smaller you are able to get much closer to all that mass, so its gravitational pull is going to be enormous — much more than a simplified “oh it weighs 17 times as much so it has a pull of 17g”.  It may very well be that Mel is correct but I’m going to need someone with more physics and calculus knowledge to finish this up for me.

Update:  Ok, I think I’ve figured this out.  Neptune’s surface gravity is 1.14g.  That’s at a distance of 24,764 km from its centre of gravity.  So let’s say the Enterprise is sitting out at distance of 10km from the Doomsday Machine, that’s 1/2476th of the distance from Neptune’s centre, so the gravitiational pull would be 24762 times as high.  That’s the equivalent of nearly seven million Earth gravities.  Standing on the “surface” of the Doomsday Machine would be much much higher — say the distance from the centre would be 1.35 km, you get 1/18343 of Neptune’s radius, so 183432 times as much gravity, which is 336,491,465 Neptunian gravities which is 383,600,270 standard gravities!  Of course the Doomsday Machine isn’t a sphere so these numbers are all approximate, but the general order of magnitude is about right — the Enterprise has to resist several million standard gravities to even stay at a distance of 10km from the Doomsday Machine.

All of this assumes that the Doomsday Machine’s hull is solid neutronium and not just a thin shell!  If the hull is only about a metre thick the total volume is only about 1.5 million m3, which weighs 1.5×1024 kg which is still 1/4 of Earth’s mass!

16
Dec

The Arkham Assessment

Saw this on Toren’s Blog.

Your Score: Henry W. Akeley

In H. P. Lovecraft’s universe you are

Henry W. Akeley

Benevolence Inquisitiveness Obstinacy Discretion
medium low high low high

Do you have an imaginary friend? Is your imaginary friend real? Are you somebody else’s imaginary friend? Henry Akeley found that such questions aren’t as ridiculous as they seem in The Whisperer In Darkness. He was a Vermont farmer who had the misfortune to own land near the location of a Mi-Go landing site. Aliens from another galaxy who came to mine rare elements, the Mi-Go caused all sorts of problems until they changed their approach and decided to become Henry’s friends. Depending on your perspective, this change marked either the end of his Mi-Go problems or the beginning of them. Your score on this test suggests that, like Henry, you’ve come to grips with some occult, alien, paranormal, or just plain weird event, and with a little luck (not measured by this test) you find yourself in control of it rather than the other way around.

The image above comes from Gravehill Productions‘ movie The Whisperer in Darkness, still unreleased as of the writing of this test. The producers say it should be available on DVD by Halloween 2007. Akeley, the hooded figure in the foreground, is played by Mike Sexton.

Similar Entities

< ! Alhazred>
less discrete

< ! Whateley>
less benevolent

< ! West>
more obstinate

Scoring

Your Inquisitiveness score indicates a desire to thoroughly research new activities. This may be a good or bad thing: if it stems from a fear of being ridiculed for a mistake or a mistrust of your own instincts, it’s a drawback; if it’s the result of rigorous training or natural curiosity tempered with skepticism, it’s a strength. In either case you’re more likely to study first and act later rather than move ahead rashly without getting all the facts. In Lovecraftian terms, you’re the person who goes to the library, catacomb, or museum to study the ancient text, or you assemble the scattered pieces of the protective amulet before facing the horror lurking in the shadows. Alas, often it’s reading the text or assembling the amulet that releases the [insert entity here], which emerges to destroy the universe beginning with you.

Your Benevolence score suggests a cautious nature, a show-me attitude that doesn’t preclude generosity and support once you’re convinced of the sincerity of any request. In a Lovecraft story, you wouldn’t go meet the monster; you’d wait for it to come to you. Alas, many of his creations are willing to travel. Your greatest vulnerability in such a scenario is that you’d be less likely than most to recognize help when it’s offered by a stranger or by something whose shape or substance you can’t quite discern.

Your Obstinacy score indicates alertness to danger and agility in avoiding it. Having a low level of obstinacy may seem like a good thing to you, but in Lovecraft Land it really just defines the nature of your doom. You’re the character who stays where he belongs, who doesn’t unlock the forbidden door, who doesn’t read the ancient inscription aloud, who doesn’t consort with weird creatures in his dreams, who avoids the sinister new neighbors, who doesn’t drink from the mysterious vial. Too bad: the stuff in that vial would have saved you from Cthulhu!

Your Discretion score indicates ability to keep a secret and go about your business without calling attention to yourself. In the real world that’s a good thing, but in a Lovecraft story it can be fatal. You’re the character who keeps his discoveries to himself and thus precludes any warning or rescue from those who may have unearthed a piece of the Cosmic Puzzle that could counteract the one imperiling you. When you travel into the Unknown, you go alone and tell nobody your destination; eventually it’s just you standing before Something Huge and Horrible on the next-to-last page.

Test Methodology and Complete List of Characters


The comparisons below won’t mean much because this test only records the categories (high, medium high, medium low, or low) of your scores rather than the exact values, and the totals only include half the possible range of characters. The comparisons at the end of The OkLovecraft Test are much better indicators of how your results compare to those of other test-takers.


Link: The Arkham Assessment Test written by Utopius on OkCupid, home of the The Dating Persona Test
12
Dec

Fight the Canadian DMCA

I stole this from a forum posting because it’s got all the relevant information well presented. I’d already joined the Facebook group Fair Copyright For Canada, but thanks for the links/writeup J0no!

Well, it’s that time of year again, and the government is trying to introduce a bill to reform Canadian copyright law and ratify the terms of those questionable WIPO treaties the Liberals signed on our behalf in the late-90’s.

The good news is, the new bill appears to have been derailed right out of the gate.

The bad news is, they will almost certainly be introducing this bill into Parliament just as soon as they have their strategy worked out, and it’s sounding like it will be even worse than the squashed Liberal bill C-60.

If you don’t know what this is, will be an amendment to the Canadian Copyright Act, in a very similar vein to the US Digital Millennium Copyright Act. I don’t want to provide a full break down of what this might mean at the moment, but basically what this will do is give large copyright holders the ability to control what devices you can use to enjoy electronic media, and thereby control how and when you can use it. The idea is that this will somehow curtail media piracy.

The implications of that are already fairly extreme. As just one of numerous examples, imagine you own an iPod and you decide you would like to purchase another music player from another company. Well, I hope you didn’t buy too much music from the iTunes music store, because this new law will provide Apple with legal protection from you ever playing your music on a player that is not Apple-approved.

For more information, here are some links I stole from the Fair Copyright for Canada facebook group:

Web-Based Resources on Canadian Copyright
Michael Geist: http://www.michaelgeist.ca
Digital-Copyright.ca: http://www.digital-copyright.ca
Fair Copyright: http://www.faircopyright.ca
CIPPIC: http://www.cippic.ca
Online Rights Canada: http://www.onlinerights.ca
Excess Copyright: http://excesscopyright.blogspot.com/ 

Michael Geist’s The Canadian DMCA: What You Can Do
http://www.michaelgeist.ca/content/view/2431/125/

Michael Geist’s Copyright Choices and Voices
http://www.michaelgeist.ca/content/view/2419/125/

BoingBoing’s Cory Doctorow on Canadian copyright reform
http://www.boingboing.net/2007/11/27/canadas-coming-dmca.html

CBC’s Search Engine Asks Questions of Industry Minister Jim Prentice
http://www.cbc.ca/searchengine/blog/2007/11/last_chance_to_ask_the_industr.html

05
Dec

The Golden Compass

I’ve been listening to The Golden Compass audibook while I work in preparation for the movie. Imagine my surprise that a book with magic and “demons” is being accused of being an atheist manifesto and The Catholic League is fighting against the movie’s release.

I’m a pretty hardcore atheist, but I didn’t feel the need to fight against The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe which was accused of being pro-Christian or somesuch. Heck, I went to see it. Didn’t care for it, but not because of any hidden propaganda — it just wasn’t very good.

Oh well. We live in a world where people think kids who play violent video games become violent criminals later on so this is no surprise. To quote Mike Meyers when someone brought up people thinking “Wayne” of “Wayne’s World” was a bad role model, “I used to watch a lot of The Flintstones when I was a kid, but I didn’t grow up wanting to drive a car with my feet.”

03
Dec

ZENN Electric Car

ZENN = Zero Emissions No Noise!  And it’s made in Canada 

What they don’t say is the reason the ZENN isn’t legal in most of Canada is that it’s a Low Speed Vehicle.  Its maximum speed is 40km/h which is below the speed limit even on regular city streets, and would drive anyone behind you crazy as they’ll be expecting you to be doing 60km/h (10 over the limit, but let’s be realistic here).  It has a range of 56km, which is plenty for the type of vehicle it is.  From here in Burnaby to downtown Vancouver is not quite 15km, so even with a round trip there’d be plenty of “driving around” charge on the battery.

If they can get the max speed up to 60km/h and maintain the range and price this would be an incredible deal and I think you’d see them all over the city.