17
Nov
04

There Is No Crowbar

Does anyone remember the movie Contact? Where Ellie goes through the wormhole and sees the universe around her and says “No - no words. No words to describe it. Poetry! They should’ve sent a poet. So beautiful. So beautiful… I had no idea.”? That’s how I feel when I try to explain how amazingly great Half-Life 2 is.

I could bring up the facial programming Valve worked on that allows each character to express emotion. I could talk about how they’ve continued the incredible immersion of the original Half-Life by causing everything to stay in first-person rather than cutting to a “Loading” screen that shows something other than what you’re currently looking at. I could talk about the amazing physics, the ragdoll animation, the enemy AI, the incredible graphics and the holy-fucking-shit amazing world they’ve created to set the game in.

But it still wouldn’t be enough to express Half-Life 2’s greatness.

I guess it’s like The Matrix — nobody can be told how truly great Half-Life 2 is, they have to play it for themselves. (Um, and yes, there is a crowbar in Half-Life 2 — I was just making another Matrix allusion. A crappy one, I’m guessing)


3 Responses to “There Is No Crowbar”


  1. Gravatar Icon 1 Ibby Nov 17th, 2004 at 7:05 pm

    Can’t comment. Playing Half Life (2).

  2. Gravatar Icon 2 Zed Nov 19th, 2004 at 6:59 pm

    Heyo Puck, Ibby :)

    I wish I could play Half Life 2… my poor sad little computer wouldn’t stand a chance.

    But when I do get a new one… whoo boy!

    I guess I’ll just have to wait patiently until then. And play games on my consoles.

  3. Gravatar Icon 3 Ibby Nov 20th, 2004 at 1:30 am

    Just finished it. Best game, ever. Period.

    I’ll not give the extremely excellent ending away, but man, I can hardly wait for HL3…

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